军事承包商-正文 战场墨菲法则【二】转!

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    70. Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo, you 't hit the broad side of a barn.


    71. The more a on costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.


    72. The plexity of a on is inversely proportional to the IQ of the on's operator.


    73. Field experience is something you don't get until just after you .


    74. No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.


    75. If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry  prove anything.


    76. For every a, there is an equal and opposite criticism.(in boot camp)


    77. Air strikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.


    78. When reviewing the radio frequehat you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.


    79. Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA.


    80. The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.


    81. To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.


    82. The on that usually jams when you  the most is the M60.


    83. The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.


    85. The  a experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor.


    86. A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.


    87. Murphy was a grunt.


    88. Beer Math --> 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.


    89. Body t Math --> 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in a.


    90. The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.


    91. All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.


    92. The bat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.


    93. The crucial round is a dud.


    95. There is no such place as a ve foxhole.


    97. If your positions are firmly set and you are prepared to take the enemy assault on, he will bypass you.


    98. If your ambush is properly set, the enemy won't walk into it.


    99. If your flank march is going well, the enemy expects you to outflank him.


    100. Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.


    101. Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.


    103. The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness).


    104. There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.


    104. There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.


    105. Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watg.


    106. The enemy never monitors your radio frequentil you broadcast on an unsecured el.


    107. Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your teen always lands at your feet.


    108. As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains.


    109. ell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.


    111. Walking point = sniper bait.


    112. Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marg that day.


    113. If only one solution  be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.


    115. What gets you promoted from one ras you killed in the  rank.


    116. If orders  be misuood they will be.


    117. Odd objects attract fire. You are odd.


    118. Your mortar barrage will put exactly one round oearget. That round will be a dud.


    119. Mine fields are not ral.


    120. The weight of your equipment is proportional to the time you have been carrying it.


    122. If you need an officer in a hurry take a nap.


    123. The effective killing radius is greater than the average soldier  throw it.


    128. When you have suffit ammo the eakes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on ammo the enemy attacks that night.


    129. The quartermaster has only two sizes, toe and too small.


    130. The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.


    131. When a front line soldier overhears two General Staff officers ferring, he has fallen back too far.


    132. Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever voluo do anything.


    133. If at first you don't succeed, then bomb disposal probably isn't for you.


    134. Any ship  be a minesweeper...once.


    135. Whenever you lose tact with the enemy, look behind you.


    136. If you find yourself in front of your platoon they know something you don't.


    137. The seriousness of a wound (in a firefight) is inversely proportional to the distao any form of cover.


    138. The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.


    139. When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not your friend.


    140. All or any of the above bined.


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